Gardening Weekend!

So this weekend, we bought a new mower. It's a nice blue-green Bosch ROTAK mower, and was more than up to the job of mowing the grass in what appeared to be an abandoned lot behind our house, but now resembles a back garden.

However, I could not help but notice that in the Owners Manual, the good people at Bosch neglected to include a few of what must be the very most Frequently-Asked Questions of all. Being the good person I am, I have decided to rectify this situation by posting both the questions and the answers here on my blog, so that if any of you are considering buying a mower, you can take these points into consideration:

Q: Can the ROTAK mower completely shred a plastic water bottle that my dog has hidden in the tall grass?

A: Yes, the ROTAK mower can not only shred the plastic water bottle, but it can make an intriguing noise as it does so, just prior to spitting it out at high speed.


Q: What about a hard rubber chew-toy ball? Can the ROTAK shred one of those?

A: No, but the noise it makes as you run over the ball will haunt your nightmares for years.


Q: Can the ROTAK mower turn a piece of petrified dog poo into a potentially lethal projectile?

A: Yes, please consider the ROTAK mower as the perfect solution for all of your hardened poo-flinging needs.


I hope that you all find this brief note helpful in your hunt for the perfect mower. If you have any other questions regarding the Bosch ROTAK, please let me know and I will be sure to ignore them.