Another episode in Life with Michael

Mike was driving along, relatively peacefully, until a woman cut him off. The following conversation occurred:

Mike (shouting): Get out of the pigging way!
Me: Will you teach us this pigging way? [Dune reference]
Mike: [breaks wind] Lesson One.

My boyfriend, the hopeless romantic

The other day, I used the Interview application on Facebook, which is basically a series of interview questions for you to answer. As you are presented with each questiion, the application shows you the answers other people have given, and there were two on which it surprised me to find that I answered differently from all of the other people.

So, later in the day, I asked Mike what he would have answered to one of them. The conversation went like this:

Me: Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Mike: Neither.

Me: Well, if you had to choose.

Mike: Don't be ridiculous. You can't choose that sort of thing. Either it happens to you or it doesn't. It's beyond your control.

Me: Well, what if someone held a gun to your head?

Mike: I'd kick him in the c*ck.