Mike's Definition of "Frenzy"

Last night, I had the following conversation with Mike:

Me: What would you like for dinner?

Mike (who had clearly noticed the stir-fry vegetables in the fridge): I don't care. Just not stir-fry.

Me: Oh, don't you like stir-fry?

Mike: You just appear to be in the midst of some kind of stir-frying frenzy.

Me: Mike, in the entire five and a half years that we have been together, I have made stir-fry ONCE.

Mike: Yeah, but it was just last week.