OH! ANOTHER THING!

When Michael crosses the border into Cumbria (where Ulverston is), his accent becomes COMPLETELY UNINTELLIGIBLE. I am serious. He swears up, down, and sideways that he does not sound any differently when speaking to his parents or leaving London or any other time, but HE LIES.

We were playing Scrabble one night, and he was trying to tell me what letters he had, and I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE. I literally could not understand a word he was saying.

Next time, I am going to get a recording.