A COMPLETE LACK OF RESPECT
I get a complete lack of respect from the starlings around here. Firstly, it's not like I want birds to be scared of me or anything, but when I walk outside, it's occasionally nice to have them acknowledge that they are in the presence of a carnivore (or omnivore, as the case may be).
But the biggest beak-thumbing comes over the birdhouse. The lovely, custom-made birdhouse which I built. You know, the empty birdhouse hanging on the shed. Completely spurned and ignored.
Why?
Obviously, so they could go and make a nest in the outlet hose from the oven's extractor fan.
No respect.
I get a complete lack of respect from the starlings around here. Firstly, it's not like I want birds to be scared of me or anything, but when I walk outside, it's occasionally nice to have them acknowledge that they are in the presence of a carnivore (or omnivore, as the case may be).
But the biggest beak-thumbing comes over the birdhouse. The lovely, custom-made birdhouse which I built. You know, the empty birdhouse hanging on the shed. Completely spurned and ignored.
Why?
Obviously, so they could go and make a nest in the outlet hose from the oven's extractor fan.
No respect.
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