TRANSRATIONS

I am going straight to Hell.

I received the following email from a Chinese coworker:

Oh ok.. no worries. i got rid off everytime when order something on the net or fone anyway... better to lock myself in a room & not going out...

I have no idea what this means, so I went to Babelfish, translated it into Chinese, and then back again. The results:

Oh approval. Without the anxiety. I obtained have expelled everytime when order something... was in any event better in the net or fone oneself in locks did not exit in room &...