STALKERS AND THINGS

I have so much work to do, and yet I can't concentrate because I'm waiting for a very exciting package from FedEx, and after it arrives, it will set off a chain of events that should keep me busy for quite some time.

In the meantime, I'm not quite sure how to feel about the fact that my most entertaining stalker is back. I'm not really afraid of him, because he's too stupid to be dangerous. At this point it's more like Found Performance Art. The guy is completely wacked. His emails always have these sinister implications surrounded by many ellipses. You can see his eyebrows twitching as he types.

He won't be able to find me anyway, so why worry?

By the way, the epicenter of the 7.9 earthquake yesterday was about 50 miles from my hometown. The only injury I've heard of was a woman in her 70s who fell down the stairs trying to get out of her house, and broke her arm. Not too bad, considering. We sent someone over to look at the house, but I haven't heard back yet on anything. It would be a serious bummer to lose my parents' things, but I'm mostly just glad that everyone is all right.

My sister, Leslie had surgery yesterday, and the results of the biopsy should come back soon, so I'll know whether or not she's dying. Somehow it puts the whole house thing in perspective.

Later I might post some of the more hilarious stalker mail, but at the moment I should probably get back to work.