NO, REALLY, I MEAN IT. THE MOST BORING WOMAN IN LONDON

Do you know what amuses me? This is pathetic. I giggle every day over job listings that I run across for things like "Penetration Specialist" or, today's favorite, "Domino Developer." What do you figure that last one does? Paint the little white dots?

I KNOW THIS IS NOT FUNNY. And yet this is how I amuse myself every day. I cannot help but think these things when I look at these job sites.

Somebody save me.

Help me, Obi Wan.