I think I am too OCD to own an iPhone

Someone really should have warned me about this.

So now it has arrived, in all of its shiny black goodness. The shiny, shiny phone that you use by moving your fingers across the shiny, shiny surface.

The shiny, shiny phone that you use by moving your greasy, greasy fingers across its shiny, shiny surface.

I have had it for less than an hour and have already cleaned it with its little cloth at least 15 times.

I have ordered a case for it off of ebay. If this does not help, I may have to see if I can pawn it off on my boyfriend.