BUNNY WHISPERING

I was at the store the other day, and noticed in the book section that one of the bestsellers was a book on pet psychology, with the subtitle, "How to Understand What your Dog is Trying to Say to You."

Frankly, I didn't realise that there was money to be made in this field.

It occurred to me that dog owners are not the only pet lovers concerned about the thoughts and feelings of their furry friends. Subsequently, I am currently using my extensive experience as the owner of two rabbits to compose my own comprehensive book on Bunny Psychology.

This pictorial guide stars Dave, the Brown Bunny, and Papa Lazarou the White.

Here, free of charge, is an excerpt:


Interpretation: I would like a snack.


Interpretation: I would like a snack.


Interpretation: I would like a snack.


Interpretation: We would like snacks.


Interpretation: I would like a snack.



Interpretation: I would like a snack.

Interpretation: Is that a snack you're holding?


Interpretation: I would like a snack.


Interpretation: I would like a snack.


Interpretation: We would like snacks.


Interpretation: I would like a snack.


Interpretation: We would like snacks.


Interpretation: I would like a snack.

Remember, you saw it here first. Others will have to pay for this wisdom.