I AM SUCH AN IDIOT

So I just looked it up. Paracetamol is what Acetaminophen goes by in the UK. I am such an idiot.

How did I get to this age and never know that it's a blood thinner?

How is this possible?????!!!!

Oh, wait. According to the online source, it's not a blood thinner, but according to the package that I purchased, it is. Something very strange is going on here.